For that Smartass, Badass, Sarcastic Mommy-
White standard short-sleeve tee shirt with these exact designs.
Various options to choose from, 
 
- Anti Social Moms Club
- Tired of Babysitting My Mom's Grandkids
- Tired of Babysitting My Mother-in-Law's Son
- You Make Me Wish I Had More Middle Fingers
- Surviving Purely Out of Spite
- The Boobs are Real, the Smile is Fake